The EggLog

I was sat in the Street at college today, listening to Rage Against The Machine whilst eating a sandwich (ham and mayonnaise on wholemeal bread, if you’re interested), when I came across a thought. It went something like this:

“If RATM made sandwiches, they’d hurt and be hard to eat.”

This brought a brainwave based around what sandwiches each artist represents. I think RATM would have really hot chillies in their’s. They’d probably add some sort of drug as well; maybe anthrax? And sand. Lots of sand. Eugh, beaches.

Muse would definitely have a sandwich with loads and loads of fillings and loads and loads of sauces, because they have such a range of genres and random effects. The Red Hot Chili Peppers would have some sort of tangy filling, probably piccalilli. Oh my, they’re so funky!

DragonForce would have brie probably. And so would most Christian music, at least, cheese of some sort. Hooray for rotating bald people! The difference would be that the DragonForce sandwich would be tasty. How do they do it? How are they as cheesy as that and still good?!

And 50 Cent would obviously have bullets in his sandwich. And Pig Destroyer would have cyanide in their’s. Yeah: music sandwiches. And if anyone out there has any other novel ideas for music sandwiches, I encourage you to tell everyone.